The next Singaporean who explains to me that here, in Singapore "We don't wear flip flops to work *unimpressed look* " gets a punch in the face.

The problem with automatic flush toilets is that "people" become too accustomed to not being required to push a button and therefore are unable to deal with exception circumstances; and by "people" i actually mean disgusting defecating grot monsters who may appear to resemble a person but are actually way too uncivilised to be considered as one of us. like ew. what a way to end my day in the work toilets. in the 2 second glance i noticed that there was pee AND poo and NO paper and NO signs of flushing so GO FIGURE. whoever you are, you disgust me.

I just really needed to get that off my chest. besides that, I'm pretty dandy!

much love xo